Wednesday, August 21, 2013

OOJ: "My Superpower"

today's OOJ comes courtesy of a fourth grader from the classroom next to mine.
"My Superpower
"My power is to make people fall in love so people won't be single all the time if someone is single I will make a ball and throw it at them so they can fall in love with someone so they won't be sad all the time and if they are I will cheer them up so they won't be sad all the time and they will be happy with somebody so they won't be sad all the time so that is my superpower to make people fall in love so they won't be sad all their life and I will make them happy for life and not to live with their pets all the time that's how they will be happy all the time so they won't be sad all the time so they will be happy all the time so they won't be sad."
clearly, the kid wants us all to just be happy. incidentally, her teacher happens to be single with three cats.

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