Tuesday, March 11, 2014

OOJ: Lead Pencil Tricks

another verbal OOJ from work today:

kid: (pulling off the eraser on his lead pencil) i can do a trick with my lead pencil!

me: (in a fit of bravado) i know all the tricks one can do with a lead pencil!

kid: do you know how to put it under your arm and make fart noises?

me: (pause) no i do not know how to put it under my arm and make fart noises.

kid: you said you knew all the tricks!

me: i guess you proved me wrong.

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