another verbal OOJ from work today:
kid: (pulling off the eraser on his lead pencil) i can do a trick with my lead pencil!
me: (in a fit of bravado) i know all the tricks one can do with a lead pencil!
kid: do you know how to put it under your arm and make fart noises?
me: (pause) no i do not know how to put it under my arm and make fart noises.
kid: you said you knew all the tricks!
me: i guess you proved me wrong.
kid: (pulling off the eraser on his lead pencil) i can do a trick with my lead pencil!
me: (in a fit of bravado) i know all the tricks one can do with a lead pencil!
kid: do you know how to put it under your arm and make fart noises?
me: (pause) no i do not know how to put it under my arm and make fart noises.
kid: you said you knew all the tricks!
me: i guess you proved me wrong.
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