Showing posts with label classifieds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label classifieds. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2012

sunday paper

nothing like reading the classifieds to make me grateful for the job i have. one posting impressed me w/its exhausting details:


"Jollisant Farms needs 5 temporary laborers to work from 03/12/2012 to 11/30/2012. Duties include: plant hay fields, cultivate, fertilize, + irrigate; cut + bale hay; load hay. Planting of hay starts March; cutting + baling starts May-Sept; loading + transporting to other ranches begins Oct-Dec. Work tools, supplies + equipment will be provided without cost to the worker."


and for a pick-me-up, i read the personal ads.


"HAVE PITY: SWF seeks SWM, 70+. I'm ugly, dumb, no personality, boring, can't dress, but I have beautiful blue eyes + red hair, great conversationalist. Give me a call."


"WHY NOT ME?: SHM, 61, bald, widower, honest, n/s, retired, likes walking."