Classifieds

every now and then i scroll through the part-time job listings on craigslist. here are highlights from today's classifieds:

• Water Cooler Superviso- (this posting simply says: "For only few hours weekly we are offering a one time opportunity.")
• Zombie Scriptwriters Needed
• Child and Grandparent needed to play on a playground for assignment!!!
• Scent Chemist Wanted
• Millwright/Rigger (i don't even know what this means, but the employer is requiring over ten years experience)
• Dog Wrangler
• GOT GOOD GENES?? WHY NOT SHARE?!
• LEGO Engineering Instructor (ooh, ooh, pick me!!!)
• Part-time Wine Samplers ("SKILLS: NEED TO UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF WINE AND HOW IT INFLUENCES THE WORLD")
• VISITING ANGELS HIRING NOW!! (there's an angel shortage?)